- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

The WNBA.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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