- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

whats pale and white your ass.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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