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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.