what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Star Wars

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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