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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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