What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Penis in a box.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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