Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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women

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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