Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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