How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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