Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Your Mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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