- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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