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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Amputations.

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