- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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