What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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memes

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Anne Frank.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Unflushed Shit...

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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