Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Rebecca Black

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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MICHAEL

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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