- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Chuck Norris died.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Nathan Gooderson.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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