Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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