- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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