Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Will gropes Ebola victims

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

The 19th Amendment

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

123 Main street

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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