- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

The Economy

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

who smells? •Liam

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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