- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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