what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Anti Joke

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