- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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