what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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