what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Left. That one direction...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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