It's your mother, open the door.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Women"s Rights

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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