Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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