Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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