- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Pickles

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

42.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

:-)book

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??