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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

Womens' rights.

The Holocaust

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

A British man walks into a dental office.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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