CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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maddie latino

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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whos gay? you are

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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