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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

minced oaths

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

That's Racist

Q: What's the point? A: .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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