- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

A Mexican walks into a club.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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