I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Hello

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Lil' Wayne

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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