When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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