- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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