What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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A Banana wrote this...

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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