- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Susie has Autism

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Anti jokes.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Enchilada

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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