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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

whos gay? you are

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

hi

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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