Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Chuck Norris died.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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