What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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