What sucks?

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Steve Jobs.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Hellen Keller

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Tennesse

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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