- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

knock knock go away ok

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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