Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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The Economy

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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who smells? •Liam

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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