If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Hellen Keller

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Your mom

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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