- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Where's my tractor?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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