- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Amputations.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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