how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Paul Dylan King!

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What abou three times

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Anti Joke

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