What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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weiner? balls

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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OGC - tilt your head

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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lololololololololol

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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T-Dog scare me

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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