- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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