Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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