- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Rock mattress.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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