flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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