- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

women leaving the kitchen

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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