- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

who smells? •Liam

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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