Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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