- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

World Peace

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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