CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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8=D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Hey

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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poop

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is worse than hell?

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Anti Joke

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