a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Your mom goes to college

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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