What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Susie has Autism

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What's up? The sky.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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The 19th Amendment

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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