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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Hellen Keller

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Tennesse

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Compton

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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