did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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I'm gay.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Your mom goes to college

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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