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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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women

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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It's your mother, open the door.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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