- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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