Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

What is worse

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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