What's up? The sky.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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brett is a dick

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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