- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Hellen Keller

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Tennesse

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Compton

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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