- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

in the begining... god made some stuff

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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