- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Hey, Max!!

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

It says so on your cap.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Religion

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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