- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Rock mattress.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

What is worse

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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