An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Whats9+10 19

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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like for a handjob.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Chuck Norris died.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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