- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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