What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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123 Main street

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Rock mattress.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Lebron Traveled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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