How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

A baby seal walks into a club...

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

Looks through the peephole.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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