Hellen Keller

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Tennesse

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Compton

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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