- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

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