- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Amputations.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Pickles

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

World Peace

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

42.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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