Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Poopsack Jones

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Enchilada

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Star Wars

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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"Up to 50% off."

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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