What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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T-Dog scare me

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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