- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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