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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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BWAT

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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