Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Tennesse

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Star Wars

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