How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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