Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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What sucks?

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Steve Jobs.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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