What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Your Mom

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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