- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Will gropes Ebola victims

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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