Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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penis hehehehe

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The WNBA.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Microsoft Windows

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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