- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

9/11/2001

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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