- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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I only like NY as a friend.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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