Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Women's rights.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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