- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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