- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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