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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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