An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Ancient Greeks rights

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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